Blondes...

HEY CAT!

ITS TIMMY.

FINISH THE MR.F&JCP COMIC!

Take A Deep Breath...This Will Only Hurt A Bit

HUGE posts comming up
2 to be exact
The first on Timmy's new exciting tote-bag making hobby
The second on ... brace yourself...

TIMMY AND CAT'S TRIP TO SEE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IN CONCERT AT VOODOO FEST IN NEW ORLEANS THIS OCTOBER! THE BEST DAY EVER!

[teaser]

But while you waite whatch this vidoe of Timmy making a fool of her self to the tune of Butch Walker's "Ladies and Gentleman... "The Let's-Go-Out-Tonites!""

Join The Black Parade!

My Chemical Romance's Myspace Page

No Matter If I Have To Break Your Arms and Legs and Drag You Back, You'll Always Be My Friend

Friends
Everyone has then
Wether they actually exist or not...

Timmy+Cat have many "Real life"

(as in people we've met in person)

friends whom,

inspired by our wonderful inspiration,

have

(almost)

equally
witty blogs that we would like to share with you!

Sloane
Oswald Is In Love With My Jeans

Aimee'
Confessions of an Entertaining Loser

Aimee'+Katie
Laverne&&Shirley

Danni+Billy
The Fatal Combination

GO ♥ [love] THEM!

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Words of exit: You've Neve Had an Orignal Thought in Your Entire Life...

Petey, Pete, Peter, Your mother and I are very disappointed in you!

Chesus...Its been a while!

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Pete Wentz has become a canker on the hiney of music society! Despite being annoyingly pop-punk, as if this wasn't terrible enough, he has commited the worst crime imaginable.

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He has soldout!

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On the sellout scale, the worst you can be is Marilyn Manson, or so it was thought.

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Marilyn Manson soldout to the Devil, while Wentz abandoned his soul to [shudder] the GAP, and crappy white teen sitcoms.

Yes, he of the pop punk is the "Gap Lad".

With an expression on his face like "Wow, this is cotton!", Wentz exposes his right chesticle. You can almost hear him screaming "Look at my hairless moobie, you sad little pre-teen girls, look at it!"







As if that weren't enough, he was recently found making out with blonde-girl on One Tree Hill.

Not even Marilyn Manson would do that!

I (Cat, NOT Timmy) personally am sending my FOB CD to a fiery grave, possibly later tonight, oh, sevenish? I don't think Timmy condones this anti-band violence, and will not participate in my tiny bonfire (Timmy, however, does agree that Pete Wentz is a dirty sellout !). I invite you, the reader, to dispose of this dirty reminder that you ever supported Wentz in the cleanest way possible. Remember, If there is no body, there is no case.

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Words of exit: You know you're a fruit when Panic! At The Disco is more manly than you!

Before You Leave, Take Your Words of Exit

Has anyone noticed the "Words of Exit" lovingly posted at the bottom of every post? These phrases/quotes/lyrics are put there to solve your problems, make you think, or spark a laugh.
I have created an archive for then at Before You Leave, Take Your Words of Exit. Go think them over.

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Words of exit: Everything that comes together, falls apart. -Zen Monks
Love your crooked neighbor with your crooked heart.

Slithering Out of the Darkness

You asked for it! . . . Okay, maybe you didn't, but here it is anyway!
"UNLEASH YOUR DARKSIDE" Outfits of Doom and Gloom!

Monday-
White Ribbed Tank - Old Navy
Plaid Skirt - Hot Topic
Royal Blue Tights - Claires {for Halloween ><}, can be purchased at Spooky Boutique, and shredded by gallivanting through the woods.
Shoes - Converse, Anarchy shoelaces from Hot Topic

{on the phone, hehe}

Tuesday-
Dress (with suspenders) - Hot Topic (made by Lip Service)
Footless Tights - dELiA's
Shoes - dELiA's

{cropped off my head because I looked bad}

Wednesday -
Stayed in PJ's all day!

Thursady-
Hat - Miss Claudia's Vintage and Costumes in New Orleans (made by New York Hat Co.)
MCR Shirt - Hot Topic
Belt - PacSun
Pants - Hot Topic (made by Tripp)
Shoes - Converse

{sorry for the ugly face, it was late and I didn't feel like getting made up}

FrIday-

Shirt - Disney World

Belt - Betsey Johnson

Skirt - Rue 21

Shoes - Unlisted

{Again, I looked bad}

Head for cover because the Darkside has been UNLEASHED!!

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Words of exit: Then it turned around and bit him in the ass!

My Concentration Skills Are Golden!

ALAS! I found my digicam!! Which means I will be taking pics of my "Unleash Your Darkside Week" Fab-tastic Outfits of Doom and Gloom! In the meantime however, let me enlighten you with a humorous story!

Last night at like 2:30 a.m. when I was supposed to be washing my face and going to bed but... I was cleverly distracted! I was fooling around in my makeup case (as usual) when I found this Victoria Secret Loose Eyeshadow Powder in GOLD given to me by the Lovely KT! So I do what any natural human being would do and cover my ENTIRE FACE in gold powder! IT WAS AWESOME!! And it also forced me to wash my face, which I need to do, but was very tired and was going to avoid.

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Words of exit: Its Rad-iculas....Its Strange but I kinda Like it!

The Darkside Has Been Unleashed!

If you read my previous post you see that I declaired this week to be

"Unleash Your Darkside Week".

So I invite you all to be your inner goth/punk/emo/gutterpunk/street kid! I'll be keeping you posted on my fab-tastic Darkside outfits all week. Sadly I've lost my digi-cam so I can't post actual pics of myself, but I will post pic of simular clothes from online, and also wear to buy them! So UNLEASH YOUR DARKSIDE!!! And if anyone wants me to post a pictureof them dressed to Unleash Their Darkside, just leave a comment!

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^^ Wow that was about the crappiest post EVER!^^

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Words of exit: God let me off with a warning

Welcome to The Underworld

Before I start let me tell you that I turn on my scanner to start working on this post and the stupid HP spits this thing:

out at me! I soon find out that it is an "alignment sheet" for "alignment of the printer cartridge" and then proceeded to waste time "following the instructions listed on the page". Dumb waste of time.

Also, CAT IS GONE!! She has up and left me, Timmy, for 3 weeks to got build houses for the poor, and then trek off to summer camp. She will however be back in time for highschool orientation. EEP! We're gonna be freshmeat! ACK! So lets all hope for her safe return and also that we don't get killed in highschool...

ANYWAY!

--back on topic--

GREETINGS From The Underworld!

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Darkness

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that's the topic of today's post. Dark music, books, clothes, and, my favorite, chocolate. Fist off, we here at ♥ Hypnotic Romance ♥ would like your opinion on the lovely Vampire Freaks Music Player that is currently serenading you at the bottom of the page. Is Goth/Industrial/Techno your cup of tea and making you want to jump in your bondage pants, or is it giving you a headache, there by inhibiting your reading experience? Post a comment. next

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-Vampire Books- a true source of glee for Cat, Timmy, and Timmy's Mum. They are a thrill to read because of their dark angsty plots, and can include a wide array of strange mythical creatures, that are rated on the "Romance Novel Scale of Suckness ♥ " . I, Timmy, blame my Mum for my love of Vampires (Vampire wine anyone?). My Mum is always reading vampy novels, which I gladly rate on the scale, which provides my daily lol's for the day. Which leads me to

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-Dark clothes- Let me tell you a secret... TIMMY IS TOTALLY A CLOSET GOTH....don't tell, Okay. I remember when I was about 6 or 7 I used to pretend I was a vampire. I'm not sure why. I also remember at that time I was missing the teeth next to my canine teeth, which enabled me to tuck my lower lip into the missing space, giving the appearance that I had fangs. I had a lot of fun with this. May I also add that I would rock the popped collar look at this time. Fast forward 7 or so years. I have been given the nickname Timmy, and have probably spent over $ 2,000 at my local Hot Topic, I also know the names of most of the employees. Not exactly something to brag about, I know. I take the whole "Dark Look" in moderation by mixing edgy pieces with girly stuff too, but on some occasions I do indulge in busting out the Tripp bondage pants and going full out "Lets go party in the Graveyard". What can I say, its fun to watch peoples reactions. Which is why I propose that this coming week be "Lets Dress Like Our Darkside Week" and bust out those fishnets and combat boots you keep in the back of your closet!

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-Dark Chocolate- YUMMY DEE-LICOUS!! I strongly recommend that you all rush to your local grocery store and buy this:

and this one : is especially yummy! MMM...dark chocolate crunch! (I ate that right after I scanned it, lol.)

So...

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WELCOME TO THE UNDERWORLD

UNLEASH YOUR DARKSIDE

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Words of exit: Scary group polite-ness! I had to get the Hell out of there! --Mum

If its not pretty, it doesn't matter. -- Tim Gun of Project Runway

Rats in the Realm of Romance

Hello Good Children of Earth

Incredibly sorry for SEVER lack of updates. I've just been a slacker...
But I have News!!
An update in fact, on the "Romance Novels ♥" post

If you remember, the lowest of low on the "Romance Novel Scale of Suck-ness ♥" was "Fabio on the Beach", but I have found something that will make all sad, lonely, pathetic women start shaking in their stretch pants!!

WERE-RAT ROMANCE

Yes! That's Right! Were-Rat!! As in disgusting little rodents that go "squeak squeak" and poop in dark corners.
These *sarcasm* lovely little creatures made their debut in a little book my Dear Ol' Mum picked up from the library . Now you should know that my Mum is neither sad, lonely, or pathetic, and doesn't wear stretch pants (on a good day...JUST JOKING MOM! ♥ ♥ ♥). She was also not expecting to be greeted by text that combined sexy-immortal-man with smelly-disease-rodent. After reading this she shared the new information with me in a fit of giggles!

So here it is, a new level on the "Romance Novel Scale of Suck-ness ♥"

Were-Rat Romance- If you are reading these books because you find man-rats incredibly sexy and sharp witted, and wish that perhaps you will go to dinner with Tall Dark Sexy Beady Eyed Random Stranger and he will actually be Were-Rat King, then your best hope for survival is to crawl into a hole and possibly you may meet a real rat.

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Words of exit:

i've cheated the rules

since i could remember

cuz you never get caught

when you oh so clever

till someone catches on

and your sceme is butsed

your forced to remember

all the times you lost it

all the things you said

that where evil and hurt

all the times you've split blood onto your shirt

all the intolerable crulties

the marks made in the past

the haunted memories

you hoped would pass

your tear stained face

you tried to hide

but you couldn't keep what you felt inside

mind over matter

love over pain

but it just doesn't work

when your playing the game

Girls Function Differently at Sleepovers

It is currently 3 'o 3 in the morning. Happy new day! Hello to China! Timmy and Cat are having a (phhhhtttt!) sleepover! Unlike many teenage boys fantasies we do not have pillowfights in our skivies! SKIVIES! Arrrrgh! I'm a pirate! Blooody exclamation points! They are taking over the page! Did you know that every second of every day someone dies! Cats! The musical! Rent is an excellent musical, about aids! It's a harrowingly sad bohemian tale of people with no money! Some of them die! I cried! I'm boring!

♥(Timmy dominates the keyboard now) ♥

Any way....

We (Timmy + Cat) Are NOT sleeping at this hour, and to keep us awake we

A.) Made a prank call and sang "Seasons of Love" shrilly into the phone
Brownies.) Recalled the prank-ee and told her we loved her (WE LOVE YOU MARIANA!!)
Diet.) Actually watched Rent
Coke.) Drank lots of Diet Coke
Eggs.) acted like drunken fools (caffeine side effect)
F.) Baked brownies
GREAT SCOTT! *throws toilet paper*.) Watched "Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail"
Holla.) Drank more Diet Coke
I.) consumed brownies
J.) galavanted around like fruit cakes doing the "gallop with coconuts" thing
Ka-nnn-iiiiiggg-iitttsss!.) Worked on songs for our half-baked band
XD .) played dress up
~*~ .) Made random, pointless, annoying, time wasting, if you reading this you're VERY bored, we are SO hyper, NEED SLEEP post.

Sorry about this kids. I'm so terribly sorry if you wasted precious moments of time reading this sad, selfish, excuse for a post. It won't happen again , unless we get hyper, but are suffering from loss of sleep again......

♥

Timmy + Cat = Spicy Shrimp Ramen

Words of exit:

He ain't no Sexy-sexy man, but I married him!

Were-Tigers, Were-Snow Leopards, and Fabio, Oh My!

Romance novels Y, are, for me, a constant source of ridicule. They contain any number of weird creatures, and nearly all have half-naked people on the beach gracing the front covers. Or on a horse, or a ship, or in a jungle, or maybe in a circus! There is a certain scale for how terrible romance novels are, judging by the characters. Listed from best to worst.

Vampire Romance- They are undead, and therefore awesome. And drama in the book comes from the whole "I don't want to be bitten by my vampire partner, but I know he can't help himself(Vampire is usually a boy). Oh what am I to do?" Vampires brighten up the whole romance scene.

Wizard Romance- While Harry and Ron are losers when it comes to the ladies, some wizards are not, and they get all the girls, lots of magic in these, and lots of gushy talk.

Were-Wolf Romance- Ummmm.... not good. No. Now your pushing it...

Were-Tiger Romance- You have sunk extremely low.

Were-Snow Leopard Romance- Takes a lot of work to keep the bile from coming up.

Fabio on the Beach- um... If you are reading this and you are not an old lady with gold lamè pants and a beehive, you are a bit scary. And possibly lonely. And own many many cats.








Words of exit:
"Hey Evan, what sound does the Were-Tiger make?"
"RROOOAARRRR!!"
"Hey Squishy, what sound does Fabio on the Beach make?"
"Beep BEEP!"

Gingham and Smoothies are Healthy Alternatives to Actual Happiness or Anti-Depressants

Chocolate is not the comfort food everyone says it is. It is lovely, to be sure, but not so lovely that I wouldn't prefer sucking down smoothies in plastic-sealed wonder-cups, from Frootie Smoothie! And dancing in GINGHAM! Gingham is God's fabric. The angels sleep upon gingam sheets, and God Himself where's a great big flowy blue gingham robe. But what if one were to spill their smoothie on their gingham? T'would be disastorous! You can't combine two things of such awesomness! It would DESTROY THE WORLD!

p.s. god people, please don't jump me.

First official Cat post !!!!

Mr. Frenchie and Jean-Claude Pierre rant and rave intelligently about SMOOTHIES and GINGHAM!

*WARNING*

May include "fabulous" gingham capes and tainted smoothies.

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Words of exit: You can tell how much he loves her by the way he gracefully throws her over his shoulder, lovingly spins her around and sweetly calls her "Sack-O-Potatoes!" "SACK-O-POTATOES!!"

IT CAME FROM 1960 !

IT CAME FROM 1960 !

Timmy and Cat have become obsessed with the 1960's! Just think about it, TONS of great things have come from the 60's! There's The Beatles, and the mod movement, and go-go boots, and the mini skirt and oversized shades!
Timmy even bought this cool dress from Ms.Claudia's Vintage Clothing and Costumes on Magazine St. in New Orleans :
Its pink eyelet and is meant to be worn with a can-can skirt (crinoline) underneath, but can be worn without one as a cute flowy summer dress.
Timmy also snagged some cool old photos from her grandmother. They're a bit messed up because my grammy saved them from her house that flooded with ,like, nine feet of water during Hurricane Katrina.

A little boy in front of a car in New Orleans

some camp spot

A desert landscape

Statues of choir boys and a stained glass




Elephants at the Audibon Zoo in New Orleans

A car in New Orleans

A calf and a shadow

Some people I never met in front of a City Hall (I think)



So, in conclusion the 60's were a rather cool era for style, so keep a look out for cute things from the 60's. Stores like Old Navy, Forever 21, and Gadzooks are selling vintage inspired shorts, dresses, and the ever popular waist belt. Its a blast from the past you're sure to love ♥!

Timmy Cat

this blog was written in third person

Words of exit : I'm sorry Mam', I tried to save her, but theres nothing more I can do. Its Okay, you tried your hardest. It was just her time. Mam' , this would be easier if you weren't such a saint.

I'm sorry Mam' , but I just didn't feel like saving her. I saw no piont in her living. Oh how could you! You are a horrible monster! I wish you could find it in your heart to frogive me. Who could ever love a monster, but a monster!

The First Tribulaion of Mr.Fenchie and Jon Claude Pierre

Ce' Bon! Have a crissont and put on your berret!
The first tribulation of Mr.Frenchie and his pal Jon (Jean?) Claude Pierre has made its arrival!!

*WARNING*

May include evil mush-stash creatures

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Background:

Mr.Frenchie was a H-A-LL-O-W-E-E-N costume invinted by Timmy's uncle when he was 4 in 1980. Jon (Jean?) Claude Pierre is the character in Cat's French 1 workbook. They have many fun adventures!

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