Hello Good Children of Earth
Incredibly sorry for SEVER lack of updates. I've just been a slacker...
But I have News!!
An update in fact, on the "Romance Novels ♥" post
If you remember, the lowest of low on the "Romance Novel Scale of Suck-ness ♥" was "Fabio on the Beach", but I have found something that will make all sad, lonely, pathetic women start shaking in their stretch pants!!
WERE-RAT ROMANCE
Yes! That's Right! Were-Rat!! As in disgusting little rodents that go "squeak squeak" and poop in dark corners.
These *sarcasm* lovely little creatures made their debut in a little book my Dear Ol' Mum picked up from the library . Now you should know that my Mum is neither sad, lonely, or pathetic, and doesn't wear stretch pants (on a good day...JUST JOKING MOM! ♥ ♥ ♥). She was also not expecting to be greeted by text that combined sexy-immortal-man with smelly-disease-rodent. After reading this she shared the new information with me in a fit of giggles!
So here it is, a new level on the "Romance Novel Scale of Suck-ness ♥"
Were-Rat Romance- If you are reading these books because you find man-rats incredibly sexy and sharp witted, and wish that perhaps you will go to dinner with Tall Dark Sexy Beady Eyed Random Stranger and he will actually be Were-Rat King, then your best hope for survival is to crawl into a hole and possibly you may meet a real rat.
Incredibly sorry for SEVER lack of updates. I've just been a slacker...
But I have News!!
An update in fact, on the "Romance Novels ♥" post
If you remember, the lowest of low on the "Romance Novel Scale of Suck-ness ♥" was "Fabio on the Beach", but I have found something that will make all sad, lonely, pathetic women start shaking in their stretch pants!!
WERE-RAT ROMANCE
Yes! That's Right! Were-Rat!! As in disgusting little rodents that go "squeak squeak" and poop in dark corners.
These *sarcasm* lovely little creatures made their debut in a little book my Dear Ol' Mum picked up from the library . Now you should know that my Mum is neither sad, lonely, or pathetic, and doesn't wear stretch pants (on a good day...JUST JOKING MOM! ♥ ♥ ♥). She was also not expecting to be greeted by text that combined sexy-immortal-man with smelly-disease-rodent. After reading this she shared the new information with me in a fit of giggles!
So here it is, a new level on the "Romance Novel Scale of Suck-ness ♥"
Were-Rat Romance- If you are reading these books because you find man-rats incredibly sexy and sharp witted, and wish that perhaps you will go to dinner with Tall Dark Sexy Beady Eyed Random Stranger and he will actually be Were-Rat King, then your best hope for survival is to crawl into a hole and possibly you may meet a real rat.
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Words of exit:
i've cheated the rules
since i could remember
cuz you never get caught
when you oh so clever
till someone catches on
and your sceme is butsed
your forced to remember
all the times you lost it
all the things you said
that where evil and hurt
all the times you've split blood onto your shirt
all the intolerable crulties
the marks made in the past
the haunted memories
you hoped would pass
your tear stained face
you tried to hide
but you couldn't keep what you felt inside
mind over matter
love over pain
but it just doesn't work
when your playing the game
2 comments:
I must know, does the cover of this book have a bare-chested rat hottie? If so, you MUST post a pic!
... Hot rat men. Not something I've actually heard of before, but, okay. Reminds me of the nightmare scene in The Nutcracker...
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