So today at work, while lifeguarding, an hairy older man walked in with his little son. The man was wearing brown crocs and khaki cargo shorts that were shorter than any male should ever wear. He then removed then to reveal a lavender speedo. His son swam in the corner, alone...
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Words of exit: "Casper, The Friendly Ghost! All the bitchez love me cuz I'm da Dopest Ghost In Town!" - Casper, from the movie "KIDS"
7/08/2008
3/27/2008
So Long and Good Night.
Man, I've been gone for a while.
But I'm here again.
In my absence I :
Danced in the Graveyard
Concocted a H-A-LL-O-W-E-E-N costume
[Anne, Me, Katarina]
Became a Woman Scorned
Had a surprise trip to New York for my 16th Birthday!
Where I saw a Banksy exhibit
Turned 16 while buying The Umbrella Academy and drinking Max Brenner's coffee in St.Marks
Was declared the "Best Dressed Person in New York" by some random guy on the street
And rang in the New Year outside Central Park
[Uncle Jacques, Me, Mom]
Acted ridiculous
Went to Universal Studios over Mardi Gras break and was a
But I'm here again.
In my absence I :
Danced in the Graveyard
Concocted a H-A-LL-O-W-E-E-N costume
[Anne, Me, Katarina]
Became a Woman Scorned
Had a surprise trip to New York for my 16th Birthday!
Where I saw a Banksy exhibit
Turned 16 while buying The Umbrella Academy and drinking Max Brenner's coffee in St.Marks
Was declared the "Best Dressed Person in New York" by some random guy on the street
And rang in the New Year outside Central Park
[Uncle Jacques, Me, Mom]
Acted ridiculous
Went to Universal Studios over Mardi Gras break and was a
TOTAL GangsterGee!
Shanked some fools
And Kept On Being Gangster!
So now that you're all caught up, next post will be
Kamikaze Girls
Shanked some fools
And Kept On Being Gangster!
So now that you're all caught up, next post will be
Kamikaze Girls
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Words of exit: Think your thoughts.
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