Chesus...Its been a while!
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Pete Wentz has become a canker on the hiney of music society! Despite being annoyingly pop-punk, as if this wasn't terrible enough, he has commited the worst crime imaginable.
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He has soldout!
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On the sellout scale, the worst you can be is Marilyn Manson, or so it was thought.
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Marilyn Manson soldout to the Devil, while Wentz abandoned his soul to [shudder] the GAP, and crappy white teen sitcoms.
Yes, he of the pop punk is the "Gap Lad".
With an expression on his face like "Wow, this is cotton!", Wentz exposes his right chesticle. You can almost hear him screaming "Look at my hairless moobie, you sad little pre-teen girls, look at it!"
As if that weren't enough, he was recently found making out with blonde-girl on One Tree Hill.
As if that weren't enough, he was recently found making out with blonde-girl on One Tree Hill.
Not even Marilyn Manson would do that!
I (Cat, NOT Timmy) personally am sending my FOB CD to a fiery grave, possibly later tonight, oh, sevenish? I don't think Timmy condones this anti-band violence, and will not participate in my tiny bonfire (Timmy, however, does agree that Pete Wentz is a dirty sellout !). I invite you, the reader, to dispose of this dirty reminder that you ever supported Wentz in the cleanest way possible. Remember, If there is no body, there is no case.
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Words of exit: You know you're a fruit when Panic! At The Disco is more manly than you!
12 comments:
THE WORDS OF EXIT COMBINED WITH THE WHOLE POST JUST MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER.
And I beg to differ about my My Chem posts. I think that whenever I talk about them most people[not you guys] purposely doesn't comment.
haha
So I supposed I am now officially OLD, considering I have no idea who Pete whats-his-name is.
AARRRGGHHH!!! Those ads nearly made me cry.
They scare me.
Women and children first! (And scared fashion bloggers...)
Pete Wentz is an amazin person who has an amazing personality and if u cant see that then you have something wrong eith you he is vey fit and healthy and he is the most wonderful person in the entire universe!!!
NO WAY MAN! kay pete wentz is fucking amazingg. kay? no doubt about it, the gap is fucking gay but i mean come on, MONEY! HELLOOO! and its not like he's everywhere talking about gap or anything, i didnt even know he sold out to them until reading thiss.. && to the person who said he was "manorexic" uuh chea okayy or not! :)
pete wentz is the frikin best thing ever i have pictures all over my frikin wall
Wow this is really sad.
You people must have no life if you sit around critisizing other people all day long.
Seriosuly, GET A LIFE.
Let him be who he is.
He really is an artisit.
Not only in music, but every song he writes && quoite he says.
I think you honestly should give people a bigger && better chance than you are giving Pete.
He really is a truely amazing person.
Comming from someone that knows every detail of him.
&& actually had met him quite a few times.
Give a person a chance
hi i love pete!!!i'm 10 and i love him!!!!!!!you rock!!!!
-SAmantha WEbb
aka SAm
i all most cried why would u waste ur time telling us how bad heis when u could be doing and saying something nice about someone else fair enough u dont like him but u dont have to keep telling us that coz i love him so much and all emo bands and u probley hate me now but thats ur problem if ya know wat i mean coz ur really wasting ur time to tell us all this crap that no one is goinf to read
thank you sarah
Dude, your pathetic.
Leave the guy alone what has it got to do with you, what he does in his life.
crickey >.<
Plus he looks amazing in those pictures.
he's an amazingly beautifull person.
i aint some little fangirl, but fob are an awesome band and pete wentz is gorgeous.
go get a life, okay? good. [:
Your poor miserable little souls.
To the creator of the blog:
You idiot. It's sort of hypocritical/stupid to announce to the world at large that you've lost all respect for a person. Would you like to know why?
A) It's oxymoronic, because
B) to lose respect for someone would insinuate that they are no longer worth your attentions, but you've wasted an entire entry ranting about this person's -insert appalled expression- CONFORMITY. I can only think of one reason why you would go and do such a thing.
The Reason:
You're trying to sound witty by bashing a person's reputation in an 'intelligent' way. Which brings me to my next point; a little thing some people call i-r-o-n-y.
The Ironic Thing:
It is, in fact, completely impossible to sound witty or intelligent whilst you're wasting time ranting about some pretty-boy pop singer who likes to wear tight pants and be worshiped by preteens. Clearly you, at some point, were a part of the disgusting mass of hormones and oxygen deprivation that is Pete Wentz's Fan Force...which just makes this whole business all the more disgusting.
I think you should start trying to think deeper thoughts. Ignorance is one thing, but hon, you're about to tip all the way into the 'Retarded' end of the spectrum.
And to the comment-leavers before me:
You're bloody morons. But at least most of you have embraced the concept of grammar.
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