Oh Travesty!

So today at work, while lifeguarding, an hairy older man walked in with his little son. The man was wearing brown crocs and khaki cargo shorts that were shorter than any male should ever wear. He then removed then to reveal a lavender speedo. His son swam in the corner, alone...


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Words of exit: "Casper, The Friendly Ghost! All the bitchez love me cuz I'm da Dopest Ghost In Town!" - Casper, from the movie "KIDS"

So Long and Good Night.

Man, I've been gone for a while.
But I'm here again.

In my absence I :
Danced in the Graveyard


Concocted a H-A-LL-O-W-E-E-N costume

[Anne, Me, Katarina]

Became a Woman Scorned


Had a surprise trip to New York for my 16th Birthday!




Where I saw a Banksy exhibit


Turned 16 while buying The Umbrella Academy and drinking Max Brenner's coffee in St.Marks


Was declared the "Best Dressed Person in New York" by some random guy on the street


And rang in the New Year outside Central Park

[Uncle Jacques, Me, Mom]

Acted ridiculous


Went to Universal Studios over Mardi Gras break and was a

TOTAL GangsterGee!






Shanked some fools


And Kept On Being Gangster!


So now that you're all caught up, next post will be
Kamikaze Girls

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Words of exit: Think your thoughts.

To Busy Being Straight Gangster

So I've been way to busy being a Total Beast latley to post anything on the blog.
Sorry.
Whatever.
Mostly I've been trying to make a state cut on swim team, which means practice four times a week, and babysitting my neighbor-girl, which means I'm acually doing my homework not at school for once.
Cool, right?
But I've got DIY projects that need finish and blog readers that need some love [mostly Dilemma] so I'm gonna get to all that as soon as possible.
And I aslo had some vicious laundry piling up, but me and my Supafantastic Sara had a Laundry/Watch Squishy party last night, so thats one thing off my list.
Wish me luck.

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Words of exit: "I'm not dead Yet!"

A General Landscaping

So, I've redone the blog.
I, personally, find it much more user friendly.
But, how do you think it fares?
¿Que' ?
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

I Random Moment A Few Months Back...

In a message to Mati:


Are you doubting are fun to be spiffy?Blasphemy!I think pink looks lovley on him, with his pale sink and black hair.It would still work even if he was a red head. hehe.Here, have a picture of it:
And take a picture of a guy in a skirt too! Just for good luck. :

Somthing Wicked This Way Bloggs

I have made my blogging debut!

My best friend Marianna's dad is a photographer for the local news paper and they needed someone to blog about their "Harry Potter Experience" and I was asked to do the job!!!

Here it is: My Enchanted Blogging

Good friends, I Have Arrived

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Words of exit: He Lives!

Colored Skinny Jeans Make Everyone Look Fat - So Make Them Yourself

So, Timmy, what did you do this Sunday?
Did you go to church? No.
Did you lifeguard? No.
I Made Colored Skinny Jeans!

So, like the rest of the world, I was going to shell my hard earned cash on these:

[in Raspberry]
or perhaps these, or these :

[all $48.00 at Angry Young and Poor]

Or god forbid, even these hundred and something dollar April77's:

But then I thought...

Gosh, you freak, why spend all that money on something you know you can make yourself.

You'z got skillz , Guh'!

So I Did!

Here's How:

What You'll Need:

• An old pair of jeans
• A pair of skinny jeans that you already have, and fit you well
• sewing machine
• a marker
• pins
• colored dye [and whatever is required to use that dye]

First

Turn your old jeans inside out. Lay them flat and place the skinny jeans on top of them.

Line them up at the pointy butt part.

Also make sure to line the cuffs up at the front of the jeans.

Next

Trace a line on the top leg of the old jeans where the skinny jeans are, all the way up to the top.

Lift up the top leg and trace the same line on the bottom leg all the way up.

Pin along both lines.

Then

Sew along both lines. After you sew, try on the pants to make sure they fit well enough. If they fit well , trim the excess fabric .

[this picture was taken after I dyed them]

Now The Fun Part

Dye the pants according to the directions of the dye you buy. I used RIT dye in "Wine".

If your dye has the option of stove top dyeing, I recommend doing that instead of sink or washing machine dyeing. Also since denim is a very heavy fabric I recommend leaving the jeans in the dye a little longer than the directions say. I left mine in for a little over an hour.

Also, after you're done dyeing and washing the jeans, put them in the dryer twice to seal in the

color.

SHIZZAM!

All it should cost you is a bottle of dye and a Sunday afternoon.

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Words of exit: So, a few days ago I Manic Panic 'd my mom's hair. You know what the say... A family that dyes together, stays together!