So Long and Good Night.

Man, I've been gone for a while.
But I'm here again.

In my absence I :
Danced in the Graveyard


Concocted a H-A-LL-O-W-E-E-N costume

[Anne, Me, Katarina]

Became a Woman Scorned


Had a surprise trip to New York for my 16th Birthday!




Where I saw a Banksy exhibit


Turned 16 while buying The Umbrella Academy and drinking Max Brenner's coffee in St.Marks


Was declared the "Best Dressed Person in New York" by some random guy on the street


And rang in the New Year outside Central Park

[Uncle Jacques, Me, Mom]

Acted ridiculous


Went to Universal Studios over Mardi Gras break and was a

TOTAL GangsterGee!






Shanked some fools


And Kept On Being Gangster!


So now that you're all caught up, next post will be
Kamikaze Girls

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Words of exit: Think your thoughts.

You would have done better being a male stripper.

Blondes...

HEY CAT!

ITS TIMMY.

FINISH THE MR.F&JCP COMIC!

Gingham and Smoothies are Healthy Alternatives to Actual Happiness or Anti-Depressants

Chocolate is not the comfort food everyone says it is. It is lovely, to be sure, but not so lovely that I wouldn't prefer sucking down smoothies in plastic-sealed wonder-cups, from Frootie Smoothie! And dancing in GINGHAM! Gingham is God's fabric. The angels sleep upon gingam sheets, and God Himself where's a great big flowy blue gingham robe. But what if one were to spill their smoothie on their gingham? T'would be disastorous! You can't combine two things of such awesomness! It would DESTROY THE WORLD!

p.s. god people, please don't jump me.

First official Cat post !!!!

Mr. Frenchie and Jean-Claude Pierre rant and rave intelligently about SMOOTHIES and GINGHAM!

*WARNING*

May include "fabulous" gingham capes and tainted smoothies.

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Words of exit: You can tell how much he loves her by the way he gracefully throws her over his shoulder, lovingly spins her around and sweetly calls her "Sack-O-Potatoes!" "SACK-O-POTATOES!!"

The First Tribulaion of Mr.Fenchie and Jon Claude Pierre

Ce' Bon! Have a crissont and put on your berret!
The first tribulation of Mr.Frenchie and his pal Jon (Jean?) Claude Pierre has made its arrival!!

*WARNING*

May include evil mush-stash creatures

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Background:

Mr.Frenchie was a H-A-LL-O-W-E-E-N costume invinted by Timmy's uncle when he was 4 in 1980. Jon (Jean?) Claude Pierre is the character in Cat's French 1 workbook. They have many fun adventures!